I am your new umbrella.
Caution: I have a mind of my own. While I keep gentle showers from messing up your hairdo, I am not designed to enjoy the kinds of weather you really want me for and will snap my prongs or turn inside-out in protest.
I double as weather controlling tool. Take me out and about with you to guarantee a spotless sky, no matter what the weather reporter says. If you desire it to rain, prepare to take me out and then at the last minute change your mind or forget. Will gather the clouds every time.
Rain wash only. Not suitable for use in conjunction with sleet, hail, thunder, lightning, slush, snow, tornadoes, twisters, tempests or tumble dryers.
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